Wi-Fi’s Danny returns to Idol Closet

After making a spirited first impression back in February, “Pervert Oppa” and leader of Wi-Fi Danny returned to SBS' “Idol Closet” and caused quite a stir with his unfiltered banter!

Wi-Fi make a revealing appearance on Idol Closet

After making an impressive debut last week with “I Love U”, Wi-Fi appeared on the most recent episode of SBS’ Idol Closet and revealed a few secrets about each other!

Jessica Jiyeon reveals her male idol connections on Idol Closet

Jessica Jiyeon gave viewers a peek into her personal life on last night’s episode of Idol Closet.

“I’ve always been a tomboy at heart. Growing up my closest friends were mostly guys.” Jessica revealed to Alan Kwon, Taejun, & Ryo Min Ri, “Most girls are too catty & competitive. I’m not about that. You’ll find me playing video games or football vs. obsessing over make-up or who’s dating who.”

The power vocalist went on to list the male idols she shares a close relationship with.

U-Kiss’ Kevin, AJ, Eli & Soohyun: “I met Kevin back when he was in XING & AJ shortly before PARAN disbanded."

"Eli & I are from the same city {Washington, D.C.} and we both attended the same middle school, so we like to joke that we’re cousins. I've been close with Soohyun since we were JYP trainees together.”

B2ST’s Doo Joon & Jun Hyung: “It’s the same situation with Doo Joon & Jun Hyung, as it is with Soohyun & Kevin {ex JYP trainee & XING member, respectively}.”

“Doo Joon is the closest thing to a little brother I have. I love him immensely and I will always support B2ST because of him.”

2AM’s Jinwoon & Jo Kwon: “I’m close with all four, but working with Jinwoonie & Jo Kwon on “Rocker Princess” brought us closer together.”

2PM’s Taecyeon & Wooyoung: “Can I clear something up? Any rumors of a relationship between Taec & me are ridiculous! I mean, I do love his ears & his chocolate abs, but he’s one of my best friends and I would never cross that line. It’s amazing how the tabloids can turn an innocent picture of two people grabbing coffee into a relationship.”

“Wooyoung is my little clown. He never fails to make me smile or laugh. I actually entered JYP as a trainee with him & Doo Joon, so our bond is unbreakable.”

Big Bang’s Daesung: “I actually met him on the set of “My Bike, Your Bike” long before I started dating Teddy, and we've always stayed close. My heart breaks for all he’s been through this year. Daesung FIGHTING!”

Actor Kim Soo Hyun: “We became fast friends while shooting Aphrodite’s Tears, where we played the younger versions of Hyun Bin & Song Hye-Kyo. I’m so proud of him & what he’s been able to achieve because of Dream High.”

Former F.Cuz main vocalist Lee-U: "There's two things Lee-U is better at than me: taking gorgeous selcas & “World Of Warcraft”! We actually met at a WoW expansion pack launch party in Tokyo.”

JYJ: “I know I’m going to cause some kind of scandal with Cassies worldwide, but I’ve never been necessarily close to Yunho sunbaenim. Whenever I was around DBSK, he would give me the cold shoulder while Yoochun, Junsu, & Jaejoong oppas were always open & warm. Max is sweet but ever since DBSK split I haven’t had any contact with him.”

“I think the five of them are handsome & talented but I guess I chose a side a long time ago.”

Taejun caught the singer off guard by asking which, if any, of the idols she would be most open to date.

“Aigoo!” Jessica screamed, covering her face “None of them!”

After prodding from the hosts, she relented: “Wow…if I have to choose…maybe…Kim Soo Hyun. Oh no!” Jessica answered as the audience went wild. “Wait! Wait! Just change it to Taecyeon! I don’t want any phone calls! I’ll never be able to face either of them now!”

Ryo Min Ri moved on to the hot issue of Elizabeth Taylor Wannabe’s resurrection & the ever growing popularity of the Femme Fresh: Forest Fruits CF.

“When they first told me that the song was going to be used for the CF I was a bit against the idea, to be honest. I didn't want it to be associated with…you know.” the singer laughed as she mimed spraying downward. “But once I saw the final product, I was amazed at the amount of CGI that was used on Min Sun, Sunhwa, & Chanmi hubaes. It was like a big budget monster movie! But for lady parts...and 30 seconds long.”

Jessica concluded the broadcast alongside the fearless hosts, who performed a gag version of her hit song “Bad Girl”, in full drag.

Netizens commented on Jessica’s revelations: “I knew she wanted Taecyeon!!! No one can resist his ears! I’m surprised she didn’t just play it safe & choose Jo Kwon LOL”, “She’s friends with everyone at JYP pretty much. Why is she at White??”, “I wonder what Soo Hyun oppa is going to say when he finds out Jessica chose him. I loved them together on Aphrodite’s Tears.”, “WHOA @ that ending! Taejun hyung makes a pretty hot woman ^-^”

Suzy Sooyoung says goodbye to “Idol Closet”

With the scheduled return of permanent comedic panelist Ryo Min Ri on October 12th, Suzy Sooyoung said her goodbyes on last night’s episode of Idol Closet.

While her short time on the show had its fair share of ups & downs, hosts Taejun & Alan Kwon couldn’t contain their sadness over her departure.

“I was finally getting used to her” Taejun spoke honestly, igniting a wave of laughter. “She used to always bring me *nakji bokkeum and soju and go ‘Opppppaaaaa…please eat well!’”

“I will miss her.” Alan Kwon said with his trademark expressionless face, before pretending to breakdown & cry dramatically, “SUZY! Don’t go! If you leave I’ll be stuck with Taejun & his deadly foot odor!”

Netizens voiced their opinions on her departure after the episode ended: “She improved so much near the end. Too bad her time is already up”, “Why did Taejun hyung have to mention nakji bokkeum?! Now I’m craving it!”, “She bounced back after her Hyori scandal. I’m glad they gave her a second chance & didn’t kick her off”, “Suzy will always have the Su-Witches to support her! I’ll miss seeing her on the panel.”

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Jessica Jiyeon reveals secrets about Suzy Sooyoung on Idol Closet

On the latest episode of Idol Closet, Jessica Jiyeon revealed a few secrets about her label mate, Suzy Sooyoung.

“Suzy was the maknae so Tiffany Taeyeon & I singled her out a lot.” she explained “There were a lot of pranks pulled during our pre debut days. Tiffany once gave her a facial made of mint & jalapeno paste. Lots of salt in sugar shakers, vinegar in water bottles…stuff like that.”

“For her 16th birthday I got her a signed Super Junior poster. She would kiss each member goodnight before bed & wish them a great night’s rest!” Jessica spilled “She would always wish Eunhyuk & Shindong oppas sweet dreams over any other members!”

Suzy, who’s sitting on the IC panel for August through October while comedic panelist Ryo Min Ri is on maternity leave, covered her face in embarrassment.

“It’s not true! Aigooooo!” Suzy whined while pulling aegyo baby faces.

“I once convinced her that if she slept with a mouth full of brown rice it would help her vocal cords heal faster. But she was so paranoid she would gain weight that she would run to the bathroom each morning and…” Jessica paused & stood, feigning purging, as the audience guffawed.

Netizens flooded the forums with comments on Jessica’s confessions: “Mint & jalapeno? So mean lol”, “EUNHYUK <33 I would kiss him & only him”, “But she weighs like nothing!! Why would she be paranoid?” “Idol Closet was better with Ryo Min Ri. Suzy doesn‘t add anything to the panel. She’s like beige wallpaper.”