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| (Above) HyunA poses for photographers before the press conference |
Knowles made the shock announcement at a press conference held today in the ballroom of the Hilton Hotel in Seoul. The controversial singer arrived three hours late for the conference, blaming paparazzi for the delay. She stepped out of a hot pink limousine wearing a traditional hanbok while accompanied by large team of lawyers, and was quickly swarmed by screaming reporters and photographers. The songstress pushed her way through the crowd and made her way to the hotel's garden area, where she posed for photos for twenty minutes before heading into the ballroom to begin the conference.
"Hello. My name is HyunA Knowles, best known as the world's first 'supermodel idol', member of Korea's biggest group Girls' Revolution, and as K-pop's #1 superstar diva," she said, a serious tone in her voice as she bowed and introduced herself. She then continued, "Thank you to everyone for coming out and showing your concern and support. As my legal team previously stated through my official twitter account, this conference is to set the record straight on Tiffany Taeyeon's sudden return."
"I've been with White Entertainment for over a year now, and I've witnessed some outrageous things, but I've never seen such a wickedness and villainy before. It's too much for me and I refuse to remain a silent victim while these crimes take place. I've trusted Tiffany and Trina unnies with my life, which is what made it so easy for them to trick me. But they forgot that I'm no longer the innocent little Indian girl that they found begging on the street all those years ago."
"I'm a woman now, and it's time for me to speak up!" she cried, pounding her fists on the table as the room gasped. Her lawyers quickly swarmed around the singer to calm her down, beckoning a makeup artist to come and touch her up before continuing the conference.
"I believe that Tiffany's return was timed specifically to sabotage my upcoming Christmas single. Trina [Villota] and Suzy [Sooyoung] both accused my marketing strategy of back-to-back releases during Tiffany's absense as my way of trying to replace her. I think White Entertainment faked Tiffany's disappearance with the help of the Illuminati, just like what happened to Tupac. But then they grew jealous of my growing success, so they brought Tiffany back to destroy my career!"
Media in the room looked surprised at the news, whispering amongst each other and tapping away on their phones and tablet devices to tweet the news to their followers.
"We need proof!" Yes Weekend magazine reporter Anthony Bea Arthur finally shouted out.
"Proof?" HyunA replied defiantly. "I'll give you proof! I was rushing to the hospital yesterday, ready to support Tiffany, when an anonymous source texted my cell phone from a private number telling me that White Entertainment has been laundering money and funding terrorist organizations, and that Tiffany is directly involved. I refuse to remain at an agency that is not only inadvertently involving me in criminal activity and terrorism, but also forcing me to work with a known drug user, a mentally-unstable bully, and an ex-prostitute!"
An audible gasp of shock was heard in the room at HyunA's outrageous accusations.
"Tiffany couldn't handle being out of the spotlight so she came back to ruin me. My confidential source informed me that Tiffany found out that I've been working with American hitmaker Sia on my new Christmas single, which must have been the catalyst for her return. By the way, the song will be available for pre-order once this conference is over."
"In summary," said HyunA, reading off of a piece of paper her lawyer gave her. "I am filing a restraining order against Tiffany Taeyeon, and a motion to have my slave contract with White Entertainment terminated immediately so I can transfer to a different agency and release my new single."
She continued: "I'm currently in talks with KRS Media. After I received the anonymous text message tipping me off on White's activities, I randomly ran into KellyRose out the front of Tiffany's hospital, and she drove me back to my dorm and told me to meet with her for lunch so we could discuss a potential signing. I hope that the courts take the side of justice and emancipate me from White Entertainment as soon as possible. Thank you."
Suddenly, the ballroom was full of shouting and yelling as the reporters demanding for a question-and-answer session. HyunA's lawyers and bodyguards were quick to escort the singer out of the hotel, with the singer only stopping to pose for photos on the sidewalk before driving off to the luxury Kimchi Kafe for drinks, a cafe in Seoul that is owned by T-ara Eunjung's mother and is a well-known celebrity hotspot and magnet for paparazzi.
Moments after the conference ended, "HyunA press conference" became the most-talked topic on every Korean search portal, with "Tiffany Taeyeon", "HyunA hanbok", and "White Entertainment terrorism" trailing close behind.
Fans have been flooding our forums to share their thoughts, comments included: "OMG! This is even bigger than IU's sextape and T-ara's bullying scandal.", "HyunA sounded delusional and just wants attention", "Is Katy Perry also involved since she's following Illuminati on twitter?", "I think she just watches too much of Revenge. This story is ridiculous!"
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