Jessica Jiyeon: “Do you know SNSD or the Wonder Girls?”
Barack Obama: “My daughters showed me a music video on Youtube of a group not too long ago, but I’m not sure of their name.”
JJ: “Oh really? Male or female?”
BO: “Male. The setting was a bit post apocalyptic, semi dystopian. Kind of a 70’s vision of a futuristic police state.”
JJ: “B2ST, U-Kiss…?”
BO: “Not those. One of the members looked like he would make a beautiful Asian Barbie and another, and I’m quoting Michelle directly here, made her “panties liquidate and magically disappear” just by raising his eyebrow and grinning slightly.”
JJ: “Oh! BIGBANG!”
BO: “Yes! That’s the group! I’m quite fond of them.”
The President then began popping and locking while half singing/half incoherently mumbling the lyrics to “Fantastic Baby” with a Bud Light in his hand.
Netizens had this to say about Barack Obama’s BIGBANG confession:
“BIGBANG are universal! Everyone loves them! :D”, “Jessica gets points for saying Wonder Girls & Girls’ Generation, and not 2NE1”, and “Popping & locking to “Fantastic Baby”?? I want to live in the United States ASAP! That’s my kind of leader!”
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